Yo no soy marinero. Soy capitan

Dani told me that women who give fellatios at least twice a week are in less danger of getting breast cancer.  *shrug*

http://www.housequake.com/archive/topic/77487-1.html

See it says so in that article right there!


talking on the phone with Dani

Becca: I'm making Ramen!
Dani: Don't you ever feel bad when you're cooking food? Like "OMG this was alive once..."
Becca: Ramen was never alive...
Dani: I meant like Fish or something
Becca: Oh because I was thinking about a Ramen family.  Like the Ramen noodles are just having dinner and a giant hand takes the Ramen Daddy. And the baby Ramens are like "Where's Daddy!?" and the Mommy Ramen is all "I don't know honey but Daddy isn't coming home and the rent is too expensive"

and then we called Erin...

And I pretended to be Erin, Erin was Dani, and Dani was me.
Dani just mewed a lot when she was being me.

Erin's new name is Patrick. :]